As A Vice President, She'd Make A Good Journalism Major

When asked by Katie Couric the other night what publications she reads to stay informed, former journalism major Sarah Palin replied, "I've read most of them, again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media." When asked for examples of what newspapers she reads, she replied, "Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me all these years," and was unable to name one. Not the New York Times. Not USA Today. Not even the Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman, her hometown newspaper that ran the first and so far only full-length print interview with her since she became a vice-presidential candidate. No wonder she doesn't have time to give many interviews what with reading all of them. Whatever their names are.